Please be seated

My name is David.

Twitter @fivestarsforme

Instagram @fivestarsforme

I am a Neverlander

#neverlandersSC

Wed Aug 27

(Source: joel, via thegirlinblooom)

scarymarymusic:

TLC - No Scrubs

I get down to this song.

(via sparklythunderthighs)

Sun Aug 24
wobblytardis:

sailorgoons:

NAAAAAAAAAAAH LMAO

no type of chill omfg

wobblytardis:

sailorgoons:

NAAAAAAAAAAAH LMAO

no type of chill omfg

(via kawaii-cvnt)

Sat Aug 23
emiesixx:

Hahahahahaha. dead.

emiesixx:

Hahahahahaha. dead.

giantcitrus:

dinky-ink:

The last day of Harry Potter.

"I’m not crying I have a wand in my eye"

literally cryng right now

(Source: fallin-darrens-pheromones, via bestcoastbabyyy)

Fri Aug 22

tastefullyoffensive:

Funny Sandwich Board Signs

Previously: Funny Business Signs

I always enjoy reading these signs for restaurants and bars.

(via youmakemewanna-ssss)

Tue Aug 19

theshouldbequeen:

lesshumanmoretimelord:

matty-the-weeboo-fuck:

encoyroaba:

dirtandsky:

I’m a visual learner and now I’m an alcoholic. Thanks, Obama. 

I learn better from experience, one of each please! 

White Russians though

my brother got me wasted from white Russians when I was 7. What a good babysitter.

no wonder i was bombed after drinking two long island ice teas. 

White Russian is what took me over the top last weekend.

(Source: rodrigoseaburre, via kawaii-cvnt)

theshouldbequeen:

lesshumanmoretimelord:

matty-the-weeboo-fuck:

encoyroaba:

dirtandsky:

I’m a visual learner and now I’m an alcoholic. Thanks, Obama. 

I learn better from experience, one of each please! 

White Russians though

my brother got me wasted from white Russians when I was 7. What a good babysitter.

no wonder i was bombed after drinking two long island ice teas. 

(Source: rodrigoseaburre, via kawaii-cvnt)

(Source: sizvideos, via bestcoastbabyyy)